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Jupiter Asceding [Feb. 9th, 2015|05:34 pm]
Never mess with the sacred chickens
YOU ALL HAVE TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW. IT IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZINGLY AWFUL FILM YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

SEAN BEAN IS A BEEMAN. A BEE MAN. I WANT THERE TO BE SUPERCAPITALS SO I CAN TYPE THAT EXTRA BIG BUT THERE ISN'T.
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[User Picture]From: nutmeg3
2015-02-10 03:30 am (UTC)
I. Can't. Even.
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2015-02-10 03:41 am (UTC)
It's amazing. Totally insane and amazing and Bean being a spliced beeman is only the least of it.
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[User Picture]From: wistfulmemory
2015-02-10 05:05 am (UTC)
All I want to know whether or not he actually survives.

(And I've been here mixed messages about this movie. Everyone agrees that it's terrible, but I see people saying both that I need to see and to stay away.)
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[User Picture]From: chelseagirl
2015-02-10 11:04 am (UTC)
I hear that he does.
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[User Picture]From: wistfulmemory
2015-02-11 03:05 am (UTC)
Thank you. :)
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[User Picture]From: kirpunz
2015-02-10 11:53 am (UTC)
He does! Every time he was on screen we were thinking he was about to bite it, but he lives through it all.
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[User Picture]From: wistfulmemory
2015-02-11 03:06 am (UTC)
Yay! *happy dance for Sean Bean* :)
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2015-02-11 05:51 am (UTC)
Let me also assure you he (remarkably) survives. This movie is a must for all lovers of terrible and awesomely amazing things.
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[User Picture]From: chelseagirl
2015-02-10 11:05 am (UTC)
I've been hearing that it is cracktastic fun; I'm looking forward to seeing Mr. Bean as, um, Stinger. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2015-02-11 05:50 am (UTC)
And Mr Bean as a beeman is not even the 100th most insane thing about this film.
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[User Picture]From: chelseagirl
2015-02-11 11:50 am (UTC)
I MUST see it.
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