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There has to be an ultimate worst movie, right? [Aug. 23rd, 2014|09:58 pm]
Never mess with the sacred chickens
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You know how you're convinced that you've seen the absolute worst film ever made and then suddenly you see The Spirit and find out that you've been deceived and there is even worse dross out there to be explored?

Yes, well, that sort of just happened to me. What the hell is that movie? How did someone look at that film and not say, 'we should burn all copies for the good of mankind!'?
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[User Picture]From: lavidaessueno
2014-08-24 08:15 am (UTC)
When I was a kid, the local library used to have free movie afternoons, and my mom would drop off me and my brother and have some time to herself. When I was about 8, the movie was "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians." In some ways it was good to see a movie that bad when I was that young, but only in hindsight! I literally still have nightmares in which my brother and I are forced to participate in a "Hooray for Santy Claus" singalong.
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2014-08-24 09:03 pm (UTC)
This makes that film look like a staggering work of genius. After all, this clearly cost more than $5 which is the probably budget of SC vs. Martians... :)
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[User Picture]From: nutmeg3
2014-08-24 03:19 pm (UTC)
I've never heard of it, but now I need to go check it out. All in the name of intellectual curiosity, of course.
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2014-08-24 09:03 pm (UTC)
It is so bad that it defeats all understanding. The Platonic ideal of all dreary, bad movies.
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[User Picture]From: valkyriesailor
2014-08-24 06:05 pm (UTC)
LOL. I just checked what the film is about and couldn't stop laughing.
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[User Picture]From: lesbiassparrow
2014-08-24 09:04 pm (UTC)
It's so dreadful. And clearly has no idea how dreadful it is. Everything is played completely straight like they're acting in a work of genius.
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